I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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