Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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