I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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