I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Bring me that man meat
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Randomize
