Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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