She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
