the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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