just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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