OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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