how can u be prego again
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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