grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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