Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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