please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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