i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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