i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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