If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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