You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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