your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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