ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just found puke in my bra..
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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