these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
And then my night got REAL pukey
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
