I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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