By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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