I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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