She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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