I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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