That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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