escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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