I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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