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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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