weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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