Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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