i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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