How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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