I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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