You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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