This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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