Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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