If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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