Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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