I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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