On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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