i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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