you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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