Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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