Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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