i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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