Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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