I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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