he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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