I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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