just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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