Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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