It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
whose parrot is this?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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