Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Randomize
