id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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