ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She announced her abortion via fbk
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
All the doctor said was why
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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