Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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