in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
